Dog’s Breakfast for Supper

| vs York RiverDogs | 04.06.25 | Loss 5-11 | Regular Season

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The Sox misplaced their socks. Again.

The barefooted Martins took another L to a dog-themed squad.

First it was the Bulldogs. Now? The Riverdogs.

If the next team is the SnoopDoggz, I swear I’ll order a lobotomy with fries.

Offense? Ughhh.

Experiencing it was like watching someone try to charge their phone with a cucumber — and then getting confused why it’s not working.

And yet…
Through the power of errors, miss-throws, and misunderstandings, they still somehow clawed together 5 runs.

It was less baseball and more interpretive dance… performed in cleats.

Mentions worth not mentioning:

Nobody. Zilch. Nada. We’re scrubbing the stat sheet with industrial bleach.

But hey — let’s spin it:

“We’re not losing. We’re just outsourcing victory.”

Up next: we face a team with no canine mascot.

So, theoretically, our chances increase by 0.02%.