Negative 5 Star Wonderland
- Baseball Team
- Jun 10
- 1 min read
Updated: Jun 10
| @ York RiverDogs | 7.08.25 | Win 9-7 | Regular Season
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Another road trip.

To the most prestigious, magnificent, welcoming ballpark I’ve ever had the honour to visit.
Just walking into the dugout screamed, 'red carpet'.
Above home plate?

A commemorative plaque featuring the ancient, sacred Riverdog motto: 'Play at your own peril.'
We could go on about the very real bullpen, a not flooded right field and the hosts who didn’t make the visitors do landscaping before the game, but promised not to tell.
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Back to hitting with cleats.
The Sooox came in ready to feast on offence — and then immediately fell asleep at the dinner table.
Not until the 5th did they stopped playing with their food and scored Six-runs.
Game sealed.
Elite Efforts
Pitching
KZ – 4.1 IP, 91 pitches, 7 Ks, 1 ER.
Justin – 2.2 IP, 22 pitches, 5 Ks, zero earned runs.
Hitting
Luca & Justin – Doubles !
Defense
Marcus – Airborne superman left-field catch.
Final Thoughts
Outstanding, well deserved win.
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Truly a magical place.
Hope to return as soon as possible.
Haven’t felt this much glee since stubbing my toe twice in one day.


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