We're off.

| vs Scarborough Stingers  | 04.05.25 | Loss 11- 2x Touchdowns + 2x Field Goals|

Exhibition game

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And we’re off. Off a cliff.

As the wise philosophers once said: walk before you run.

And walk, both teams did — a combined 22 free passes (11 each), turning the game into 'Walking-With-Bases' dancing event.

The Stingers capitalized on their scenic strolls, racking up two touchdowns and two field goals, while the Groovers politely declined several scoring opportunities in the name of sportsmanship.

Still, signs of life flickered:

• Lorenzo picked up right where he left off, crushing a triple to remind us that bats can be useful.

• Marcus and Fionn both made highlight-reel outfield catches that may or may not have been accidents.

• G only hit four straight batters while pitching — well below the Vegas line of 6. Unbelievable discipline and restraint.

It’s only preseason where the score doesn’t count and miscues were 'intentional'.

To quote the great 20th-century thinker, Vice President Dan Quayle:

“We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.”